oh Durian

Musim durian kali ni lain daripada yang sebelum ni..ini xde kena mengena dengan peralihan waktu musim atau penemuan durian sebesar gajah..tapi yang pelik kali ni ialah 'aku'..nak tau kena baca sampai habis..

start bulan jun tahun ni, berlonggok2 durian dijual di tepi jalan dan di pasar malam..aku tengok jadi teringin la jugak..tapi masalahnye xde member gile durian yg boleh aku pau seulas dua..sebab aku xde la gila sampai nak beli sebijik makan sensorg..so kalau lalu je tepi org jual durian aku tengok aje la..

ye aku memang bukan hantu durian..kalau makan pon sekali hadap paling banyak 3 ulas je..tiap kali papa bwk balik dari kebun dulu, yang selalu perhabiskan cuma adik bongsu aku n mama..diorg paling suka durian dlm famili..n tiap kali ade durian diorg slalu tanye, "cukup ke?habis nanti jgn menyesal" memang aku x menyesal....

tahun ni, aku p field trip buat keje kat kebun kelapa sawit..kebetulan kebun tu ade pokok durian skali..so, sampai2 je, owner kebun tu p kutip durian yg dah gugur and kopek kat situ jugak..jadi breakfast aku la di pagi hari..tgh2 lapar makan durian..n surprisingly, boleh pulak aku telan satu per satu ulas non-stop sampai la x nampak isi lagi kat pangsa2 durian tu..mungkin sebab lapar..mungkin juga nikmat makan di dalam kebun beramai2..ape2 pon kali ni aku makan byk drp biasa..

best jugak sbenanye dpt p field trip tu..makan durian n dgr durian jatuh..yg xleh nak lupa masa p kat satu pokok sawit ni yg btol2 bwh pokok durian..lepas beredar dari pokok tu, baru je jalan dalam 10 meter 'duuuppp!' jatuh sebijik kat spot yang sama aku berdiri tu..alhamdulillah, nasib la x jatuh masa aku berdiri kat situ..kalau x 'masok paper Metro Harian' la bak kata Dr H..

selepas selesai keje aku kt situ, owner kebun tu bwk la kitorg p kat umah sorg owner kebun yg len..p beli durian selonggok utk kitorg bwk balik..

mula2 igt xmau amik, tp bos dah soh amik 2 bijik aku bwk je la p lab aku..offer kat Lincoln mamat pakistan labmate..muka dia sgt excited mula2 sbab dia crita ade kwn dia habaq pasal durian, "it smells like hell but tastes like heaven"..so, masa aku dh kopek durian guna sudu besi, mula2 dia x reti camne nak amik seulas durian tu..dia igt leh amik kecik, aku perhati je la dia amik sudu aku p kaut yg kat hujung sikit..rase nk tergelak tgk mamat tu terkulat2 mase makan..haha dia x suka rasa durian rupenye!pastu aku tunjuk cara nak amik seulas, amik ko besar gile seulas tu..pastu dia dah sentuh satu aku paksa amik makan yg dh disentuh tu..hampa btol mamat tu merasa durian yg x sesedap yg disangka..then sebijik tu aku n labmate lg sorg la perabiskan sbab mmg tinggal kitorg je dlm lab time tu..

satu lagi aku bwk balik bilik, makan lg 3 ulas pastu yg selebihnye aku masukkan dlm tupperware utk bwk balik kampung the next day...x terkira la bape byk durian aku makan hari tu..nak tido pon susah sbab panas gile badan mcm org demam..sedar2 dr tido pon badan panas lagi..first time melantak durian sampai panas badan...

balik2 kampung, the next day parents aku beli durian yg dah kopek isi kuning..sedap berlemak, aku melantak lagi..a day after tu parents aku beli lagi durian kampung 9 bijik..melantak lagi..so, 4 hari berturut2 kenduri durian..mmg lain drp kebiasaan lah utk aku..buang tebiat melantak durian pulak..

In an Exam Hall

student: *raising hand*
invigilator: yes?
student: miss2..utk soalan ni ada hint kat sini*pointing on the paper*..kena jawab ikot hint ni ke?
invigilator: iye la..tu la gunanya die bagi hint

Revive (not the isotonic revive)

I didn't get enough sleep last night due to intake of caffeine..one glass of nescafe is enough to keep me up all night long..so i stayed awake preparing notes for class till about 3.30am and slept for just 2 n a half hours..got so lazy to wake up and get myself ready for work..it's kinda like monday blues but worse, coz i was sleepless..so, it was a slow pace morning..started my car engine at 9.05am, and off to work..good thing about being an academician is the working hour is flexible..only need to come to work 40 hours a week..but sometimes i worked at the office less than that, as long as i take some time doing my work at home..and the important part is i play my role well..

came to work with out of focus mind and very2 sleepless..i postponed my class for 15mins to give myself some time to set the mood..thought that i would just give back the students' test papers and discuss bout it for a while..should take less than an hour..but the minute i stepped into the class, it was like a revival from the sleepiness..felt fresh n zest while talking to them..so, the two-hour class lasted for 2 n half hour..it's funny sometimes when i feel down n moody, coming to class could sweep those feelings away.. \(^o^)/

The Zombie Village

It's quite exciting to work in a new place; however, with some construction still going on, it scares me, especially when there are no students around. This place has become like a zombie village for one week. While walking to the restroom, no one was around. All I could see were some construction workers sitting on the ground floor, chit-chatting. The horror part was the restroom, where some ceilings are not covered yet. Sometimes i go to two floors down just to feel safe..

Where are the others? Well, sitting in an isolated office, it's not easy to see what's going on outside. But i'm glad that i share the office with a few colleagues instead of having a room on my own. At least we could talk to each other when we're bored. and i'm glad that i bought the celcom broadband so that i could use the internet. hoping that they set up the telephone line and LAN soon so that it would be easier for all staff.

can't wait for the students to come back..i think this place is tooooooo quiet!

back to work!

Don't forget the 'R' in BARBIE

In a class where the students were learning about Boolean expression simplification....
L: ok class..ape jawapan untuk soalan pertama?
S: aaa miss, nak sebut takut mencarut pulak nanti miss..
*The answer supposed to be A'B - A bar B*
L: ish kamu ni..ape2 je la yang kamu fikirkan..*looking at S paper*..sebut la betul2.."A barrrr B"
S: ooo macam tu ye miss
couple of students: A barrrrrbie....A barrrrrbie

*S = student L = lecturer